idiocy of life..

Anyone who drive of ride a bike know taht in kl or selangor (its the same la u idiots.. u live 20mins away), that people drive like maniacs... i dun know where u guys get the license (definitely under table wan), all drive so crazy.. in kuantan, at least u can blink wen u drive, here, u blink n that cud be the end of u... car's from the right lane will cut pass u, no signal, to the left lane which is sumtimes is 5lanes apart... they'll jz cut like dat, no signal n the junction is like 10metres away... how fast must u drive n cut... wat the fuck la people...no life meh?.. no brains ka?..aiyoo... use the road like ur grandfather own the road... mangkuk nyer korang!!!...

anyways... here are some idioms in malay i translate to english... hope its funny...

makan tak kenyang, tido tak lena, mandi tak basah - eat not full, sleep like no sleep, bath but not wet,

mati katak - die frog

main kayu tiga - play wood three

air mata - water eye

selamat jalan - safe walk

nyawa-nyawa ikan - fish live

lipas kudung - crippled cockroach